Or something like that. As long as it looks like English, no one will know, since most of the parishioners don’t speak English.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall net perish but have etemat life.

That’s the motto on the church bags of the kids hanging around the park near the church on Sunday mornings.

I’m telling you, this country needs an official English editing bureau to keep the product manufacturers from goofing up the language.