After only three weeks of enabling Google to place ads on my various pages, I’ve hit the jackpot! Yes, friends, it won’t be long before I’m safely ensconced in a bungalow on a remote beach somewhere, sipping mai tais and wiggling my toes in the sugary sand. Just keep clicking on those ads you see on this page and I’ll soon be on my way. Click enough and I’ll pay your way to come visit me, too.

The gargantuan tally after a three weeks in of peddling bits and bytes in cyberspace?  A wallet-bursting $7.40.    Yup, at this rate my income will be more than enough to pay off those nagging back taxes I owe and send me to the tropics in….about 50 years.

Keep clicking.